AISubs v3.7
Do you want to do it?
I want to do it!
Senpai, do you want to do it?
How do you do it?
I'll teach you.
Please try it.
Try it?
Try it.
Oh.
Tetsuya's sense of fun is strong.
Why is Tetsuya's sense of fun strong?
It's not strong.
It's not?
So!
Big muscle!
Abdominal muscle machine!
Go!
Examination!
I'm doing it!
I don't know at all.
Why?
There's a machine for muscles and abs.
I'll put this on and we'll see who's the most handsome.
But there are people who aren't handsome.
Who is handsome?
Yaho!
Shee!
By the way, you're the judge today.
Go ahead and demonstrate.
We're done, haven't we?
Let me do it.
I'll put on my grip and demonstrate my limitless structure.
OK, OK, OK.
I'll show you.
(laughs)
The limit number.
The number of death.
Data victim.
Oh, wait a minute.
Yes, I just put it on.
(ding)
(laughs)
Why?
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
(laughs)
Wait, wait, it's impossible.
It's impossible.
This is the limit.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh!
How about the last one?
Around three.
The last one from the last place.
This is really bad.
Wait, wait, wait.
Entry number one, Ryo.
Since the law of the Tenkaiyawaya, he has always increased female fans.
He is an invincible handsome man.
One-third of Aichi Prefecture is his fans.
What is his ability?
But what is that hat?
Oh, this shadow.
Oh, don't shoot me.
(laughs)
Wait, you're forty years old.
I don't know how hard it is.
When I suddenly got forty-five.
The handsome man's confrontation.
Certainly.
Then let's confess to the camera.
Then I'll do it.
Three.
Two.
One.
Noriko.
It was fun today, wasn't it?
Wait!
Wait! Noriko!
Noriko!
Hold on until the end!
Hurry up!
Tell me how you feel!
Noriko...
I've always wanted to be with you.
You've always wanted to be with me?
Do you really love me?
I love you more than I love myself.
The beginning was a little...
The show was a little down.
Ugh!
Entry No. 2.
Mysterious woman.
Who is this person?
But she has a round face and short hair.
She looks like Tetsuya's type.
Yeah, she's cute!
Who are you?!
That's no good!
That's dangerous!
Your smile is nice.
Here we go!
Okay!
Three...
Two...
One!
Norio...
I've always wanted to be with you.
Um...
Hurry up and say it!
I've always loved you.
Please go out with me!
Please!
Ho!
Okay!
Ho?
What do you mean "ho"?
You're going to miss out on this one, aren't you?
You!
Please!
Ho!
Entry No. 3.
Mysterious woman.
She has a round face and fashion sense.
She's not afraid of the 10th floor and thinks she's cool in the 3rd floor.
Can she win this game with her arms raised?
Will she be able to do it?
It's all over my face!
Ow! That's hot!
Okay, here we go!
Three...
Two...
One!
Norio...
Since I was born...
I've...
always liked you.
Your abs...
Your hard-on six-pack...
I want to burn you up. Let's go on an adventure together.
Let's go on an adventure together.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
It's tight, it's tight.
What is it?
It's too much.
It came out.
It came out?
It came out!
You got it today, didn't you?
No. 4 poop came out.
Hey, you can't do that!
You...
It's too much!
That's impossible!
You're an adult!
Entry No. 4, Tetsuya.
He's tall, but he always takes up a position in the dormitory.
Even if you're sitting down, it might be invincible.
You can do it, Tetsuya!
You're cool, Tetsuya.
You're just skinny.
You lowered it earlier, didn't you?
Yeah, I lowered it.
Okay, no good.
Let me adjust it a little.
Yeah, it's fine.
Here we go!
Tetsuya, look over here!
If you're listening to me, do it already!
No, stop it!
Seriously, stop it!
Here we go!
3, 2, 1!
Um...
Noriko...
It hasn't been long since I met Noriko, but...
Noriko! Noriko! Noriko! Noriko!
Noriko! Noriko!
Noriko!
Wait!
Noriko! Noriko! Noriko!
Wait! Why is it non-stop?
Why is it non-stop? Why is it non-stop?!
It's almost here! It's almost here! It's almost here!
It's almost here! It's almost here!
Noriko's scared! Noriko's scared!
Noriko...
Hurry up and tell me!
What happened?
Eh? Tetsuya, what happened?
Hurry up and tell me!
Noriko!
Tetsuya, are you okay?
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Tetsuya!
It hasn't been more than a month since I met Noriko, but...
I...
I'm going to...
What? What did you say?
Your entire body is about 80% gone!
80% gone!
No, I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
You can do it!
I can't laugh enough, everyone.
Noriko...
Be my girlfriend.
You're crazy.
So, we've finished the first round of
Muscle Machine Biggest Handsome Man Competition.
The result will be decided by your comments.
Isn't it me?
Wait, it was me?
Please look forward to the next handsome man competition.
So...
So, who is it?
Who is it?
Beta.
Beta? Takana?
Beta?
You said Beta?
It's Muscle Man.